concerned neighbor called 911 to report what she feared was a domestic incident. She heard "a repeated loud noise" followed by a female voice yelling, "Stop! No!"
The Michigan neighbor feared a woman was being hit. Police rushed to the scene. Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson told WWJ Newsradio what the stink was about:
“The female that was inside stated that her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop,” Anderson said. In a show of a little police humor, the officers’ report states that police then, “Cleared the scene expeditiously.”
We've known farts to provide some relief, but it usually relaxes the farter, not the bystander. This one probably even allowed the neighbor to take a deep breath of relaxation.
Because it's a holiday weekend, let's celebrate the glory of farts.
"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to." —Louis C.K.
My kids call it the Jack knife, they grab the leg pull it up as if they were jumping into a pool and yell jack knife, Its silly stupid, It made their mother go crazy and it makes me ........LAUGH.
Don't get me wrong, ladies don't do this, Guys really? Don't do this unless your with your buddies. Kids DO this because its funny and it drives mom nuts.
Just be ready when she calls the cops!